My mouth declared war.
Let’s fund the counterattack.
I need $3,000 for an emergency root canal, so I’m opening a limited batch of custom Dirty20 bot commissions. Your next fictional obsession can help fund the counterattack.
$15 per custom Janitor AI bot
Bring your character or scenario idea. Optional tips welcome—every bit helps.
CREATIVE CHAOS. EXCELLENT TASTE IN BAD IDEAS.
You bring
the mess.
I’ll bring the ink.
Custom character bots, stories you shouldn’t read at work, and a little corner of the internet for your next fictional obsession.
Roll badly. Read beautifully.
✦ YOUR NEXT BAD DECISION ✦CHOOSE YOUR PARTICULAR BRAND OF TROUBLE
Every good story starts
with a bad decision.
PLOT TWISTS
Your favorite fictional problem. A brand-new bad decision. Custom scenarios and alternate concepts, written just for you.
$15 Explore ↗$10 for members
MAIN CHARACTERS
Your next fictional obsession, built from scratch. An adult character with a personality, a past, and a scenario worth losing sleep over.
$20 Explore ↗
SIDE QUESTS
Take the scenic route into trouble. Short fiction for the romantically reckless and the plot-hungry.
FREE FOR MEMBERS Explore ↗A LITTLE INK LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
Find your people.
Enable their nonsense.
The Nat20s get exclusive bots, bonus stories, member perks, and Discord access. $15 a month, billed monthly through Stripe.
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CHAOS FUND · OPTIONAL TIPS
A little love.
A lot of creative chaos.
For the ink-stained menace behind the curtain. Your kindness keeps the stories flowing and the questionable decisions beautifully funded. Tips are welcome, never expected.
